tabularasa_rp | 005 - You Are Invited

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Only some of the people received a personal gift, but another oddity makes an appearance at around the same time. Each and every person in the world will find a plain letter in their vicinity - if they choose to ignore it, it will reappear continuously until they finally peek inside. Within is a simple handwritten message.

You are invited
When: 6 hours
Where: Galleria del Funghi, Messiah
Trains are running
Thank you

Curiously, the handwriting appears to be your own.

As promised, the trains are running smoothly thanks to a distant, rumbling storm. Should you choose to follow the letter's instructions, you're likely to meet someone else along the way.

Celebration
Exactly six hours after the letter's initial appearance, a party materializes in the lobby of the Galleria. A party for what, you might ask? It's not entirely clear. A banner hangs over the entrance that reads “You are invited” in large, fanciful letters, but nothing else indicates what the celebration is for.

The decorations in the lobby match the Galleria's usual flair, featuring brightly colored roses and the odd mushroom tied with a bow. Soft piano music fills the room, imitating songs that people may have heard or played before, though the exact source of it cannot be found. The main floor has been left open for dancing and mingling, and several round tables and chairs have been arranged on one side of the room. The other side is lined with a large buffet table.

The buffet is stocked with a large variety of snacks that vary from fancy high-end dishes to packaged foods you might find in a convenience store, all displayed proudly on tiers of extravagant platters. There are several platters filled with nothing but raw mushrooms, and a few that don't have food on them at all - it seems the world still gets confused sometimes when trying to figure out what is and isn't food. Regardless, it's still safe to sample the platters of rocks, batteries, or the punch bowl filled with lava. Drinks are also available in both shared punch bowls as well as individual cans and bottles, stacked neatly beside the buffet area.

There doesn't seem to be a specific end time for the party, but the music will keep playing and the food will keep mysterious restocking until the last party-goer decides to leave. Afterwards, the entire setup will vanish as quickly as it had appeared, leaving no trace behind but a neatly folded banner on the floor.

Precipitation
While the party is still in full swing, another change has started to happen in the world - snow, a concept that was once isolated to only the high peaks of Mount Silver, has finally realized it can be anywhere. The world may be a touch overeager to prove itself.

What starts as a delicate sprinkle of snowflakes quickly turns into a full-fledged blizzard, leaving every inch of the world coated in a thick blanket of snow and ice. Fortunately for those who attended the party, the roof of Messiah's exterior provides some cover from the elements, though it doesn't take long for the constant trickle of seawater to turn into a layer of ice across the entire city. It at least makes for a fun impromptu skating rink, if you're careful to mind the railings and stairs.

Unfortunately, the ice has also frozen the half-submerged train station into a solid block, so you may have no choice but to wait out the storm. Those who left early or chose to skip the party may also find themselves caught in the frightful weather. Best to bundle up somewhere safe and warm - and bring someone else for company!

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(the one, the only, kimihiro watanuki is about to get yet another bottle of alcohol for himself, right when he catches a glimpse of the scene. isn't this that loud guy who was freaking out over the tsukumogami?

it takes him a second to fully process what the other was doing with his tongue stuck out towards a battery like that... dear lord, how is this man alive? with hands on his hips, much resembling a scolding mom, kimihiro finally makes his presence known.)

What do you think you're doing?

[By the time the question is asked, Add already has a battery halfway in his mouth. He freezes.

... and then slowly removes the battery. for now.]

Testing a theory. What's it to you? [you gonna try to tell him he can't eat a battery??]

What theory is it that you feel compelled to eat a battery?

(gods, help him, that's exactly his point!!

kimihiro opens his hands, gesturing for the other to hand it over.)

[He scowls defiantly, clutching the battery tightly instead of surrendering it. Who said you could boss him around, Kimihiro???]

It's in with the other foods, isn't it? This place is weird. I've seen animals eating rocks. The punch looks like lava. I'd say there's about a seventy-five-percent chance this thing is edible, too.

[so... someone needs to try it.]

Just because it is between the food doesn't mean it's food. This place is weird, you said it yourself.

(If the animals jump off a cliff, you jump too, Add?????)

That's why we need to test it, obviously.

[maybe! if he thought he might gain something from it!!]

Machines here need to "eat" too, so wouldn't it make just as much sense that if machines can eat human food then humans can eat machine food?

(like the logic is there? he just doesn't like it? very clearly by the scowl in his face?)

Fine, but I'm still not on board with it.

(not that he feels like his opinion will dissuade add in any way. a sigh, a second, and he speaks again.)

How's the leg?

Are you sure? One point of sample data could be an anomaly. It'd be better with more test subjects. [c'mon eat the battery with him it'll be fun (he's only like, half joking)

Poor eating habits aside, he flexes his leg a bit to show off how totally not broken it is.]

Completely fine. Turns out this place has effective medicinal herbs, surprisingly.

Good luck with that. (it's said in grumpy fashion, but look, he's taking a battery, offering it to mugetsu so he can sniff -- no results on that one, it really just smells like metal... kimihiro is not risking it, no matter the fact he can't even taste things.)

... Come again?

Suit yourself, kuku. [and with that he will confidently pop a battery into his mouth—

and immediately gag a little before spitting it out because right, it tastes like a fucking battery, maybe he is having second thoughts here after all... but no, he still can't admit to that, he's in too deep to back out.] Tch, might be easier with something to drink...

[anyway, while he's searching for the spicy punch to refill his cup,] There are plants here with healing properties. The spindly looking vines with the red flowers—I haven't been able to test the full extent of their effects, but the leaves do seem to secrete something that can speed up the natural healing process.

(there's just a tad of satisfaction seeing how right he was, and by tad, it means he looks absolutely insufferable.)

I told you. If you used those ears of yours, this could have been avoided.

(and in turn, he takes a beer can to sip from.)

Can you show them to me later? I'm very interested.

Tch, told me what? I still stand by my hypothesis. Just watch, you'll be the one who looks like an idiot when it turns out I'm right. [he will eat a battery and you can't stop him, Kimihiro!!!!]

What am I, your tour guide? You can find them yourself. It's not like they're hard to identify.

The only one eating a battery and making a fool out of yourself is you.

(even if it's edible?? who the FUCK would like to eat a battery when there's actual food right in front of them?)

Hah! I'm the one making important discoveries about the laws of this world. What have you done today besides show up to irritate me?

Emergency rations don't need to taste good, but you can thank me later when something like this becomes necessary. [which is... definitely a thing that will happen?? maybe if Add keeps eating enough batteries to convince the void that they're the best food for everyone]

I guess I'll find out if the world discovered death watching you for a while.

(seriously this kid is a big reason why he really is drinking tonight big time.........)

[He rolls his eyes, grumbling something under his breath while he angrily tops off his drink. Screw you Kimihiro, he will have the last laugh tonight...!

Now fully prepared for round 2 and fuelled by even more petty determination, Add sticks the battery back in his mouth and immediately downs his entire cup of lava before anyone with more sense can try to stop him. It's no different from taking a (large, potentially hazardous) pill. Easy!!

He slams his empty cup on the buffet table, glaring at Kimihiro defiantly for about five seconds as he waits for nothing to happen.

... his throat is still burning from the spicy drink, so make that a few extra seconds as he struggles to determine if that's just the spiciness or actual acid burns. it's... probably fine?]

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