Yes, the difference is that you didn't see mine, so I get to act as if I'm above such petty things as nightmares.

[viridi really likes leaning into the hypocrisy]

It doesn't matter, though. The point is that my magnanimous heart kept your weird trauma buttons to myself for three months. Lavish gratitude is in order, I think.

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Or, you know, just keep away from the fruit, which is all I'm asking.