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(open) Beware the Forest Mushrooms
Who: Bowser and You
What: February and March Prompts
Where: In various places in the void
When: February
Content Warnings: Overgrowth and what you might expect to result from it
What: February and March Prompts
Where: In various places in the void
When: February
Content Warnings: Overgrowth and what you might expect to result from it
For Science
Once he has them, he goes to the Heavenly Blanc, using its kitchen to put the berries into bowls, leaving some unharmed, dicing some into small cubes, grinding others to dust, and mashing some into paste. The altered berries are mixed with various other substances, some with water, or lava, or paint, or whatever Bowser thinks will make some kind of reaction. Some are even set on fire. Though Bowser is no chemist of any sort, his hope is that the void, in its complete ignorance of actual science, will allow the concoctions to work anyway.
After all this, Bowser goes to the volcanic region of the Wyndon Simulation Joint. One by one, he drinks each of the potions he has created, and tries to breathe fire.
omg don't poison yourself Bowser
Blue blinks, standing in the doorway of the Heavenly Blanc on his way in to a shift to work the bar. He doesn't expect behind the bar to already be occupied by a very busy King Koopa, clearly cooking up a storm.
After a moment, he continues on inside and curiously sits at the bar to watch him, rather than scold him for using the bar without asking. The guy didn't seem like the type who'd be shamed by it, anyway.... There's various berries scattered about, and he recognizes from the scent the spicy whiff of Cheri berries, just like the ones he'd seen start to grow.
"Whatcha making?"
he's going to eat paint and you can't stop him
"I'm betting it'll let me use my fire somehow." It won't actually work as things are, but Bowser hopes that it will.
noooo
Would they be the same in the void? Blue has no sure idea just yet, even though he's tested using them in drinks. But maybe if they followed some of the logic of his world, they could help out. Maybe not with fire-breathing, buuut... Hey! He's into experimenting for science.
(Maybe not the paint, though.)
"Back home, these spicy berries are actually used to cure muscle paralysis, of all things. You'd think it might defrost you with its heat, right? Nope...." Blue goes rummaging in the cupboards at the back of the bar, and pulls out the strange, yellow-spotted fruits he'd collected, instead. "These sour ones actually thaw out freezing. And it's the bitter, green ones with the curly leaves that can heal a burn, like a salve."
"Maybe if you try experimenting with those, it'll help out?"
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Bowser hadn't actually considered that any berries beyond the red ones would actually be useful to him. But knowing this, he was certainly going to experiment with more types. "Can't hurt to try."
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And he sort of felt bad picking them because of that. He'd leave that kind of carnage to those that could stomach it; he'll just prepare them after they're slain! Same as meat, really, at that point... "But back home, berries are a big part of a lot of Pokémon's diets. And their healing qualities make them really useful."
Setting the basket of other berries on the counter, Blue picks up one of the dry Bluk berries. "These ones back home don't have much of a healing effect, but I heard from Raihan they seem to act kind of like an energy drink, here. The storms seem to make 'em real... sparky. Maybe this'll help?"
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Hearing the other berries could be useful, he resolves to see what they can do. "I'll test 'em too, then. Anything that might get my fire breath back."
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And you should make some more friends, Bowser. Blue will aggressively force this... someday, but for now he's content to just bug him on his own. Maybe he's aware that Bowser is somewhere a mite above just being a jerk, but he hasn't needed to scold him yet.
"It must bug you a lot, huh. Arcanine's been moping about the same thing," Blue hums, chin resting in his hands as he watches Bowser work. "He's jealous cuz Exeggutor and Alakazam got their telepathic powers back."
Suddenly remembering something, Blue lifts his head. "Oh! Other people here told me they can use magic, so maybe magic potions aren't much of a stretch. Hey, if one of these works for you, let me know! Maybe potions for other powers will work, too!"
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She looks up as Bowser approaches, taking in the outfit even as she steps away from the plants once she realizes he has business with them. This guy doesn't have the best reputation around the Void, though at least she's not freaking out about his appearance like some others have; the universe is a big place, with a wide diversity of life. In other words... she's seen weirder.
Indigo gestures at the berries, her reverberating voice soft, almost shy:
"Did ya want some o' these?"
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"Yeah. I'm gonna try and use 'em for something. You gonna help or not?"
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"Sure, I don't mind." For now, anyway. That might change if it turns out he's trying to do something bad with them. She holds out a basket she's made with a good stock of the berries inside. "This enough, or ya need more?"
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"I'm taking the berries to the Heavenly Blanc." Bowser walks to a spot where he's placed a few more baskets of berries, and picks them up. He then gestures for Indigo to follow him as he walks in the direction of the Bar & Cafe.
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Honestly, he's got her curiosity piqued; and more science in this strange little world can never be a bad thing. Experiments are how she got concrete working, after all.
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"Pretty soon I'm going to start turning mashing these berries. Make 'em into something like paste."
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"So can ya tell me what yer tryin' ta accomplish here, or is it a surprise?"
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"These berries have something to do with fire, and the world doesn't really understand any kind of science all that well. I'm thinking if I just mix some berry paste with the right stuff, I'll be able to make something that lets me breathe fire again."
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Then, something Bowser said dawns on her:
"Breathe fire again? So it's somethin' you do normally?" Well, that would make a certain amount of sense; he had to get the idea from somewhere, right?
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"So I need to get it back. I need to figure out a potion that makes my fire breath work again."
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"Koopa? Is that what ya are? Like what yer species is called?"
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"Close. But we're not one species. We're a whole bunch of related species. MY species is the biggest and the strongest, so we're the noblity and royalty of the Koopa Kingdom."
Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix
This is what leads to Bowser standing in front of the scoreboard in the bathing area, wearing only his shell. He stands in silence, looking at the board. The score is certainly good, far better than most could attain, but it’s still far from where Bowser wants it to be.
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At least there were games now! They hadn't really gone into the bathhouse very often at all because...uh, robot, but today they had ventured inside to take a look at the rhythm games. Honestly Turing noticed the high score before noticing the player.
"Oh! You got a good sc--!"
Tiny robot, meet giant (from their point of view) turtledragon.
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"It might be good, but it's not my best. I need to crush everyone else. Go so high no other chump could ever hope to take my crown. I can't stop until that happens."
Needless to say, Bowser is very competitive in all things.
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"So your plan is to demoralize your competition with a very high score and prevent them from trying to challenge it in the first place? I can't say that wouldn't be an effective strategy..."
Turing studied the dance pad. Their legs being shorter than a human's also meant they would be more hopping about instead of stepping to the beat. Hmmm.
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"No. My plan's to make it so high they couldn't challenge it, even if they tried. If the score's so high it scares 'em off, that's just an added bonus."
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"Then would you mind if I watched you play? I've never played this kind of game before."
This question was step one of their plan.
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"Uh, sure." Bowser goes to one of the consoles, and starts the game. There is a chance to show off his skill, after all.
When he does, he demonstrates that, despite his non-human physique, he is actually quite skilled at the game. The combos are nearly perfect, but even so, his performance is worse than his personal best so far.
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It not only was a chance for Bowser to show off his skill, but it was a chance for Turing to implement part 2 of their plan, which was to memorize the patterns and sequences of notes. Once again, their perfect recall was coming in handy! They looked nonthreatening, but even Turing understood the appeal of competing in a game.
Though in the interest of sportsmanship, they stayed quiet so Bowser's concentration wouldn't be affected.
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"Gwah hah hah! That's how it's done!"
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Turing then proceeded to list the exact timestamps for each miss, right down to the milliseconds. Yeah, maybe this wasn't a good idea if they were really going to compete with Bowser, but even that small thing was a kind of balm for the helplessness they'd been battling on and off.
"...those are the parts you need to practice to get a better score!"
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"I didn't let you watch to criticize how I did. You're probably planning to use that data for yourself, aren't you?"
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[ Hmph!! Was that a pout on their digital face? Well, maybe. ]
You said you wanted to acquire a very high score, so I wanted to help!
Seedling
As soon as he catches the petal, however, it ignites. As quickly as it appears, it is reduced to ash. Bowser looks at what little is left of the petal for a few moments in confusion, only saying the word “What?”
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When he finds Bowser, his eyes immediately latch onto the blood on his sleeve, putting two and two together with the sounds of coughing earlier; he's not even aware of the petal as he approaches even closer.
"How long have you been sick like this?" His tone isn't quite one of anger; sternness, perhaps, is a better word. There's plenty of genuine worry in his voice too; no matter how many arguments he might get into with the other inhabitants here, he still cares about everyone.
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"I mean, I've had a cough and been kinda off my game for a few days, but I wasn't coughing up blood or flaming petals until... now."
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"I don't know about your world, but coughing up blood is a very bad sign in mine." Usually that your lungs are in seriously bad shape for one reason or another, and definitely life-threatening. "My professional medical opinion is that you should head home and get some rest, at the very least."
He cocks his head at the second thing Bowser mentions, however:
"Petals? Like flower petals?" That's a new one.
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"Look, I'm sure you get how human and pokemon health work, but we Royal Koopas are made of tougher stuff. It's not like I can afford to stop working on figuring this place out because I'm a little sick."
"And yeah, flower petals. Not- not sure what that's about-" Bowser suddenly kneels and starts coughing again, this time more violently and onto the floor. Once again, blood and combustible petals that quickly ignite are coughed up, this time in slightly greater quantities.
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Instead, he goes to rub Bowser's back while he coughs, eyes taking in the flaming petals. He hasn't seen anything like that before. When it seems like the coughing has passed, he speaks:
"I see what you mean by petals. If those are coming from inside your lungs, no wonder you're coughing up blood." It's a reasonable assumption, he thinks, that the petals and blood are related; having solid objects inside the lungs is never a good thing, anyway.
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Bowser stands back up, ignoring the hand on his shell as he does so. "It doesn't matter. Whether or not I'm coughing up petals, I've got work to do."
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"You might not be a Pokemon, but I think you're similar enough to a few I'm familiar with that I might be able to help. Your lungs should be around the same place, anyway." He gestures toward the vague area of Bowser's chest. "I could give you an examination, even surgery if we both decide it's the right thing to do."
He really hopes it doesn't come to resorting to surgery, though. They just don't have the supplies to make it safe. Like anesthetics.
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"Thank you. Can we head outside, do this somewhere with better light?" A cave is not his idea of a good examination table. "I have a thermometer and a flashlight back at my apartment." Even if the thermometer doesn't exactly work completely correctly. With another glance at Bowser's chest, though, he knows what tool would really help: "I wish I had a stethoscope."
An X-ray or ultrasound would be even better, to let him really get a good look at whatever's in his chest causing this, but he knows better than to hope for one of those. Medical wishes can start with a stethoscope.
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"But yeah, let's go somewhere with better lighting." Bowser starts walking to the cavern's exit.
Fire Flowers
However, if he thinks he’s likely to be caught in the act, Bowser quickly hides the flower in his satchel before he can be seen. By now, he understands Overgrowth, at least somewhat, and is trying to keep secret that he actually has it, and tries even harder to keep secret that he’s trying to preserve the results of the symptoms.
The Root of the Problem
Bowser sits at his usual spot in the Heavenly Blanc, eating red berries and drinking hard liquor, not that it actually makes him drunk. If someone approaches, or sits across from him, he speaks slowly and with a hoarse voice, saying “What do you want? I’m not giving you any kind of confession, so if you’re here for that, get lost.”
Magician
Then, he breathes out a blast of flame. Once the flame is gone, it is quickly replaced with roaring laughter. "GWAHAHAHAHA! CAPTAIN FLAME IS BACK AGAIN!" Having said this, he turns his attention back to the shapes, quickly realising that they are like the magic of his world. He finds he can manipulate them with his thoughts, and use them to cast basic spells. By arranging the right shapes in the right ways, he casts a spell that transmutes a bit of sand into a gold coin, then shoots a jolt of electricity at a nearby piece of metal. He laughs again, then continues experimenting.
Graves
Bowser Koopa" is there, engraved in, scratched out, and then engraved in again, a little deeper now due to the repeat.But what really gets his attention are the names "
Ren Amamiya" and "Goro Akechi". Not that he was close with these people either, but because he'd heard that both had gone home, and at around the same time. They probably had some kind of answers, Bowser imagines, that are now locked away from him. Probably forever. Or maybe they'd have nothing, but now Bowser had no way of knowing, no way to ask as he had intended to.More than that, there are so many people that had been there from the beginning that we gone as well. Aerith, Damien, Tifa, Izuku, Leo, Cloud, Hornet. All people from the beginning. All people he'd only interacted with once. The last of these people he'd even fought. There was some fear, that the entirety of the first generation of void people would be gone and that Bowser would either be the only one left or disappear along with them and be nothing again. However, there was also regret that he had not known these people better. He could have had a good rivalry with one of these people, even made a good nemesis. Or even, just maybe, he could have become friends with one.
The only one of these emotions he lets out is rage. He grips the throne, his claws almost digging into it, and lets out a primal, animal-sounding roar.