....So do I, but no one lets me! How do you get them to let you??? You've got a cool aura!

[Oso's stats aren't high enough, you see.]

That's all I can kinda ask for, really. You man of mystery. [He snorts.] If you're actually a superhero or something, just know that I think that's really badass and I'm behind you all the way. Also, when y'get up the nerve to tell me, let me be your sidekick or something. I promise I'm badass enough for it.

[He's trying to be good-natured about being shut out at least.]