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[zenryokubatankyu]

Who: Osomatsu Matsuno and Various
What: August Catch-All
Where: All around the Void
When: August or the equivalent of
Content Warnings: N/A, will update as needed

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[zenryokubatankyu]

....So do I, but no one lets me! How do you get them to let you??? You've got a cool aura!

[Oso's stats aren't high enough, you see.]

That's all I can kinda ask for, really. You man of mystery. [He snorts.] If you're actually a superhero or something, just know that I think that's really badass and I'm behind you all the way. Also, when y'get up the nerve to tell me, let me be your sidekick or something. I promise I'm badass enough for it.

[He's trying to be good-natured about being shut out at least.]

[forethinking]

... I am not a superhero.

(A vigilante would fit better!

He is amused though, that even with the glasses and attempting his very best to mask his true identity... People can still glimpse at it.)

[zenryokubatankyu]

... [He squints.]

Yeah, sure. I know your game. Glasses. Average teenager stuff. Then you pull the glasses off and wa-bam, SuperRen.

[He snickers.]

[forethinking]

SuperRen...

(He laughs, shaking his head a few times. Ah, Oso. This is very cute and somewhat right, but also, really off...)