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tabularasa_rp2020-08-06 09:22 am
zenryokubatankyu) wrote in tabularasa_rp2020-08-06 09:22 am
zenryokubatankyu) wrote in tabularasa_rp2020-08-06 09:22 am
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if he relates, he doesn't let it show, but! it's true that he's the same, in that he gets lonely easily too. so he gets it. when he feels osomatsu's done, he'll offer a simple nod. ]
I see, I see! Yeah, going from surrounded by people to surrounded by nothing would knock anyone upside down, I think.
[ ....... hmmmmm. ]
I'm not God so I can't bring your family here or anything, but why not try to meet your past life and present life in the middle? Nab a stranger for company, adjust to things little by little! Like, ahhh... [ ... wait ] ... Ah, hey, me! I'm a stranger! If it'd help your stomach ache, I can grab a pillow and a blanket and we can have a sleepover oooonn...
[ leaning over, trying to get the numbers of the door behind osomatsu's figure ]
... 101's floor! How's that sound?
[ this is a normal thing to offer to someone you just met ]
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Right? It's a big knock...
[HMMMMM. They're both thinking about it when this guy comes up with the perfect solution! Osomatsu brightens instantly!]
That's a brilliant idea!!! You're a genius, dude!!!! We can have a sleepover!!
[He bounces on his feet and...]
So what's your name? Mine is...
Wait.
Does that make us not strangers if we say our names???
[The galaxy-brain logic here. It is astounding.]
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the "strangers" part of the plan was really inconsequential. but, like, now leo's kinda gotten attached to the mystique of having a sleepover with someone you just met?
like an idiot. ]
Grrr, you're right! Shhh, shush! Don't say anything else! It's like revealing the last twist of a dramatic play -- you'll ruin everything!
[ putting a finger up to his lips in panic
but it's confusing if they don't have anything to refer to themselves with, so he'll just add this 10 IQ play: ]
Mm... Got it. Let's use codenames instead. That way we know we're talking to and about each other, but we still don't know anything. [ no ] Wahaha, that'll amplify the mysterious air too! I really am a genius!
[ no ]
i'm wheezing good god
Oh God, you're right. You're so right.
[Nodnodnod!!!!]
Okay, I'll be...Charisma Legend! That's what I am, after all!!! Someday, everyone will know my name...but not yet. Not right now. [He cackles as well.] Pfffhahahahaha!! It's brilliant!!
[ the absolute madlads]
im glad it only took them two seconds to get stupid
wow.
that's amazing. it's horrible, too, but also it's amazing. leo can respect the ambition! and there's something endearing about someone just shamelessly going along with these dumb ideas. ]
Okay, Charisma Legend! I'm... Hmmm...
[ he hadn't thought this far, actually. the first thing that pops into mind is said uncertainly, and as much more of a reflex than anything else: ]
... King...? [ ah, crud, that's not right. he shakes his head lightly. ] ... Or not! Maybe just "Knight" is better. Yeah, call me that! Knight!
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Knight!!! Okay! Charisma Legend and Knight, Operation: Sleepover! Let's go! First we need pillows...blankets...then we figure the rest from there!
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leo's absolutely at very high energy levels with this. it's why he's gonna go on ahead to the neighboring rooms, trusting that oso'll follow right behind him. they seem to be travelling along the same tracks, after all!
here's 102... ]
Let's just nab the stuff from the surrounding rooms if they don't look taken or anything, and then migrate it over to our castle, 101! Make it easy for ourselves!
[ idly, he wonders if they can just move the mattress... leo's going to raise a hand to knock lightly at the door and wait for a response, ensuring that there's no one inside before he opens the door. as he makes his way in, he throws a tiny glance to oso over his shoulder: ]
So, what d'ya like to do when you're hanging out with your family, Chari-Le? [ yes, he did just nickname the nickname ] We can try to do some of that stuff!
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Hell yeah! Great plan, Knight! We'll make that into the ideal sleepover palace!!
[He waits for a response to the knock, and when there isn't one, he walks in after Leo does. He hums at the question.]
Weeeellll, at home? Sometimes we played really intense games of mahjong. Sometimes we marked down the best horses for horse racing bets. Sometimes we watched TV, or told each other stories, or...we did a lot.
[He beams. Thinking about it makes him happy.]
What was your normal life like, Kni-Kni? [Exact same braincell.] May as well incorporate stuff from both of us, right?
[He asks, while snatching up a pillow. His fluffy pillow now.]
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there's a little bit of an interested smile as he watches oso brighten up. he really loves his family, huh? ]
Sounds fun! The only thing we can in that list is tell stories... Unless we get some people here to pretend to be horses, and bet on 'em! Wahahaha!
[ no wait that actually sounds hilarious and he wants to do it. who'd he bet on... maybe cloud? ren? ah, but, charisma legend asked something else didn't he.... time for his amused expression to turn into something more pensive, as his focus shifts to bundling the sheets on the bed clumsily into his arms while he speaks.
oof, they're like. almost as big as he is??? ]
Money on Ren aside! [ okay he's finalized on betting on ren, yeah, he seems Fast. cloud just seems Strong-- ] My stuff back home, umm... I didn't really do a lot of sleepovers or anything! We could sing, I guess?
[ sorry, neighbors ]