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Hajime “Iwa-chan” Iwaizumi ([personal profile] bluecastleace) wrote in [community profile] tabularasa_rp2020-11-07 12:57 pm

November Catch-all

Who: Hajime Iwaizumi + YOU!
What: November catch-all log
Where: Various locations
When: The month of November
Content Warnings: None thus far; will add as needed

((ooc:This catch-all will also serve as Iwaizumi’s introductory post! Please feel free to hit up any of the open TLs found below. I will likely be adding them as the month goes on! Please feel free to add me on plurk @ [plurk.com profile] pantheraliam for plotting/updates on TLs being added!))
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[personal profile] psychokinesia 2020-11-16 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
OH? WHAT'S THAT? SOUNDS LIKE A PISS-POOR EXCUSE TO BE A LITTLE BITCH.

EITHER PUT UP OR SHUT UP BEFORE I DECIDE FOR YOU! THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING DOWN THERE, ANYWAY?
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[personal profile] psychokinesia 2020-11-16 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, how else are they supposed to hear each other?? it's not like Add is going to walk down there like a normal person...]

SERIOUSLY? THAT'S IT? WHAT, ARE YOUR ARMS BROKEN OR SOMETHING, HOW FUCKING HARD COULD THAT BE?
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[personal profile] psychokinesia 2020-11-17 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT TO ME, HAHAHAHAHA! [why yes, he is going to point and laugh

but hey, let's be fair, it's not like Add doesn't know physics are fucked here, so Iwa's reaction kind of makes sense. He can guess what happened to him before. Feeling merciful, Add stops laughing long enough to pass along some sage wisdom.]


ARE YOU FUCKING NEW OR SOMETHING? GET USED TO IT, IDIOT!
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[personal profile] psychokinesia 2020-11-17 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT.

[and then he ducks back into room, finally leaving Iwaizumi in peace...

only to return a minute later with a slice of cake. He sits his ass right on the windowsill, tempting fate to finally hurl him down two stories (it doesn't... yet).

Yeah, he's just gonna sit here and watch this fresh meat struggle while eating some delicious cake, what are you gonna do about it huh??]
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[personal profile] psychokinesia 2020-11-17 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's a chocolate cake!

He crosses his legs, leaning comfortably against the side of the window as he takes the first bite. Ah, give him a moment to enjoy that before he responds...

(it's still capslock in spirit, sorry to all of their neighbours)]


So what, you're just gonna give up then? How boring. And here I was thinking of giving you some tips, oh well!
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[personal profile] psychokinesia 2020-11-17 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, just the secrets of the universe! This dimension doesn't behave like any normal place would. If you don't know what annoying quirks to look out for, well, you'll just have to figure it out on your own, kekekekekekeke

[It's in the middle of his dumb supervillain laugh that Add decides to adjust his position... and hears a dreadfully loud creak coming from the windowsill.

Apparently, the windows are just as cheap as the doors here. Add barely gets any time to react before he finds himself lurching forward and out the damn window like the fate-tempting idiot he is. In a last-ditch effort to save himself he reaches for the remains of the broken windowsill... except his hands are already full, so instead he just flings a plate full of perfectly good cake back into his own room. Amazing.

There is a very undignified shriek as he crashes into the bushes below the apartment building. Seconds later, there are now six shoe-sized drones flying out of the open window to whirl above their idiot master's groaning body.

On the bright side, at least now they all know gravity is working again.]
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[personal profile] psychokinesia 2020-11-20 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[The dynamos move aside to let Iwa through, perhaps recognizing that the boy means to help. Add, meanwhile, is just going to swat a hand in his general direction as he attempts to right himself—three of his drones swoop over to support him on one side, lifting him up by the arm.]

Ugh, would you back off?! I'm fine[until he attempts to upgrade from kneeling to half-kneeling.... and immediately makes the most regretful expression in the world. he puts his leg back down with a sharp hiss.]completely fine, barely a scratch, so why don't you mind your own business and get out of my face! Go back to your stupid ball or whatever.

[He's so fine, he's going to sit here in the bushes for awhile. You know, just for fun. That's a thing people do when they're definitely not injured and trying not to cry about it.]
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[personal profile] psychokinesia 2020-11-20 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
It's not broken. It's probably just a sprain... and I wasn't dangling! Everything was fine until the damn window collapsed, that could've happened to anyone!

[Stubbornly, Add is not moving. No way is giving this jerk the satisfaction of confirming his injuries... what's his angle, anyway?? A minute ago they were yelling at each other and now he's trying to act like some kind of selfless hero coming to the rescue? Suspicious. He doesn't buy it. He'd rather stay here in the bushes until he starves or gets carried off by wild animals before accepting help from such a suspicious person.

He does attempt to shift into a slightly more comfortable position, though. Just to be difficult, he angles his legs away from Iwaizumi so he can't try and look at the damage.]


Have you looked around, idiot? What makes you think this place has a hospital? [they don't even have a proper grocery store, everyone just eats at the cafe and food stalls...]
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[personal profile] psychokinesia 2020-11-20 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Since when did this become a "we" thing?!

[He's slowly starting to get the impression that this guy might actually be serious right now... which, somehow, only makes Add more irritated about it. They only just met? Is he another one of those annoying selfless types? Accepting that kind of help is still too embarrassing, so he's even more determined now to solve this on his own. He's been injured worse than this before—he's a strong, battle-hardened fighter, not to mention a genius, so something like this should be nothing to him!

Although, normally he'd have Dynamo at full strength to help him out, so he's not really sure how he's going to get back to his room. Dynamo isn't strong enough to pick him up with just their standard anti-gravity settings... if he can get on his feet he might be able to use them as a crutch...

but anyway, he has priorities to keep, so he'll start by repositioning Dynamo into a protective robot blockade between himself and Iwaizumi. He's got six pointy robots and he's not afraid to use them! Try and help him now, bitch!!]


You're starting to piss me off... would you get out of the way already? Just watch, I'll get up on my own and you can see for yourself that you're just wasting my time. I've fought demons and dragons before, you seriously think a little fall like that is going to slow me down?!
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[personal profile] psychokinesia 2020-11-20 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, that's right, cower before his amazing technology. He relaxes a little once Iwa backs down, splitting the array of machines into two clusters at his sides.]

That's what I was planning to do from the start, moron. Go ahead and watch if you want to, but your pitiful "help" won't be needed here, kukukuku!

[and... he drags out that weird chuckle of his for a few extra seconds, definitely not because he's stalling. Standing up is the easiest thing in the world. What kind of pathetic idiot would he be if he couldn't even manage that on his own?

And so, after much anticipation, Add maneuvers his drones to support himself—three under each arm, easily enough to assist with such a simple task. And this time he knows better than to put pressure on his right leg, so he's careful to start on the left side. Slowly, shakily, he starts to lift himself back up... and within a reasonable frame of time, he is successfully standing on one leg, wobbling only a little bit with Dynamo's assistance.]


... There. See? A piece of cake. You can stop harassing me now.

[just, uh, don't mind how he's not trying to move any further yet, and very obviously keeping off the injured leg. he just needs another minute to psyche himself up. it's fine.]
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[personal profile] psychokinesia 2020-11-20 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
What do I look like, a circus performer? Don't boss me around.

[Slowly, he lowers his foot to put the tiniest amount of weight on it... and winces hard, but it's too late to wimp out now. He has a point to prove! He can do this!!

He puts a little more weight on it, makes a face like he really is about to cry, and then decides to casually lean against the nearby wall instead. It's cool. He's still fine.]


... need a minute to catch my breath, that's all. Don't you have anything better to do?
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[personal profile] psychokinesia 2020-11-20 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do you care so much? Tch...

[... but he is starting to finally realize that this isn't going anywhere. His leg is fucked and this guy isn't going to leave him alone, so they're basically at a standstill until one of them caves, and Add has more important things he should be doing right now. Unfortunately, one of them has to give in.

He sighs, shoulders drooping ever so slightly as he stares at some fascinating bit of shrubbery.]


I guess since it is your fault... [a...pparently??? don't you dare question him] Climbing stairs would be annoying with a sprain like this, so you can help me with that to make up for your mistake. If you do, I'll consider allowing you to beg for my forgiveness.

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