open: funemployment

[forceofnature]

Who: Viridi and lowly peons
What: November activities
Where: See inside!
When: November. Probably.
Content Warnings: None to start

[prelude: messiah station square (feel free to reply to this, too)]

[A small girl stands in front of the job listings and rifles through them with a disgruntled expression.]

'Merlaut Apartments: Security officer requested. Keep all intruders safely indoors'?
'Chicago L Station: Seeking train director. Direct a train in a play'?
'Wall Market Bathhouse: Attendant needed. Wash ten faces in the bathhouse water'?

These are ridiculous! And demeaning! Who would even want to do any of these pointless tasks; some kind of spineless moron, I'll tell you wh --

Comments

[forceofnature]

I hate every word that just left your mouth. I hate a lot of things. ...But I especially hate this.

Let's cross that bridge when we get to it. Or not. I'll just throw myself into the Void; seems easier.

Don't you have a friend to visit?

[bridge_princess]

You know what? You're amusing. I've decided that now.

[She snickered and winked at Viridi heading to the door into the hallways before speaking over her shoulder.]

We should talk more. Hah. About other shit. This shit's only fun to talk about once. [And with that awful play on words, she started to head off to see whoever she'd come to see. She honestly couldn't remember. Torturing Viridi was worth it.]

[forceofnature]

This was the worst conversation I've ever had!

[Viridi calls after her, in what she undoubtedly knows will only encourage Parsee to irritate her further. In that sense, one wonders how much Viridi is hamming up her irritation versus actual antipathy. In another sense, who cares?]

Gross! Thank goodness she's gone! Isn't that right, you little cutie?

[The paintbrush monkey gets a little pat on the head before Viridi turns back to her desk - upon which there is now a generous scattering of seeds.]

Oh! Finally.

...Eh, I guess you all can stay anyway. Who wants to help me redirect this ugly lobby?