open: funemployment

[forceofnature]

Who: Viridi and lowly peons
What: November activities
Where: See inside!
When: November. Probably.
Content Warnings: None to start

[prelude: messiah station square (feel free to reply to this, too)]

[A small girl stands in front of the job listings and rifles through them with a disgruntled expression.]

'Merlaut Apartments: Security officer requested. Keep all intruders safely indoors'?
'Chicago L Station: Seeking train director. Direct a train in a play'?
'Wall Market Bathhouse: Attendant needed. Wash ten faces in the bathhouse water'?

These are ridiculous! And demeaning! Who would even want to do any of these pointless tasks; some kind of spineless moron, I'll tell you wh --

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[forceofnature]

[don't underestimate small children
she fights dirty and her fists are within easy reach of sensitive parts]

Mm-hmmmmm.

[...And at that, she seems to abruptly lose interest.]

Well, you kids go have fun. I have a lobby to keep occupied. Let me know if you want that anatomical deep dive sometime.

Favor for Mel.

[abeautifulgame]

[that was, in fact, abrupt -- so much so, in fact, that he blinks in the face of what's an obvious dismissal. it's a moment and a shake of his head before he recovers]

I'll keep that in mind.

[and then, yeah, sure, whatever. he's absolutely like to escape this pandemonium, so he'll just go be somewhere else, dodging wildlife on his way out. one of these days, he'll remember to actually give his name to people, the first time they meet]

[forceofnature]

Oh good.

[As Damien leaves, Viridi turns back to her workstation to find a smattering of what look like seed packets all over it.]

Finally.

Eh, I guess you can all stay if you want; I don't care. Try to keep property damage to a minimum.